I was waiting for a chance.Now she is a beautiful lady and with perfect boobs and any men will love to have sex with her. Even during weekends, I visited my village and my sister. During that time her father met with a minor accident and was admitted to a town hospital and her mother was looking after him. Since it was during my semester holidays I used to take her to the hospital with me on my bike.I showed my intention by applying brakes unnecessarily and her boobs pressed by back thereby I enjoyed and masturbated thinking of her. Since we were staying alone I was planning to make use of the opportunity. When she came to my room I was busy watching a video in my mobile intently she grabbed it and saw a sex movie was playing and she was shocked to see and went out of the room.After dinner, we were watching television suddenly she slapped me I never expected this. I asked the reason for slapping, she said for watching sex video.I was acting that I was very angry with her and I argued. It really doesn't translate well to English."Actually, I'm making it sound drier than it actually is. She once expressed Beethoven's Fur Elise as a serious of equations, all of which she used in software she was developing for someone else, though I suppose that would be more of an example of her sense of art than humor."Alpha spoke up at this point. "I can create a wide variety of limericks at will, but I have been told by a number of people that when I try to create a completely new joke, the jokes lack actual humor. However, eighty-one percent of my derivative jokes are deemed funny."Of course we were asked for examples. Specifically I asked her for a Sci Fiction/Fantasy limerick, which produced:"There once was a dragon from Pern,Who took an impossible turn.She wound up on Krynn,Where she couldn't fit in,For without scales she was thoroughly spurned."Not a perfect rhyme, given the '-ed' at the end, but easily close enough for the rules of limericks. (And that was my fault. I told.
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